Through The Static

July 3, 2008

WaterMeLon + Massive Consumption Fights PeniLe Malfunction?

Filed under: Food,Labor,Sex,SeXiNeSS — bobbleheadedbob @ 11:49 am

Yes.  No.  But yes!

Granted, most of the humanoids who tend to read this newsblog are not exactly fired up for the 4th of July, but I am aware that 75% of them (fake statistic pulled out of mai mechanized arse) will be firing up grills ANYWAY this weekend.  Go figures.

prettiness… buh….

BobbLebot shall eat up most any excuse for free barbecued meats and fireworks, but then again BobbLebot is a robot and owes no loyalties to the idio(t)-LogicaL celebrations of nation-hood and patrimony patriotism.  Speaking of eating up, for those of u wanting to get randy post-food coma, ya might want to graze on some watermelon.  LOTS of watermelon.  Preferably with salt.  Cuz that’s just how it’s DONE, okie dokes, folks?  SALT.  And a protective sheath, preferably in latex.

watermelonMmmm… tastes like sexuaL stamina.

CBS Reports:

Is Watermelon A Natural Viagra?

Watermelon may be a natural Viagra, says a researcher. That’s because the popular summer fruit is richer than experts believed in an amino acid called citrulline, which relaxes and dilates blood vessels much like Viagra and other drugs meant to treat erectile dysfunction (ED).

“We have known that watermelon has citrulline,” says Bhimu Patil, PHD, director of the Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center at Texas A&M University, College Station. Until recently, he tells WebMD, scientists thought most of the citrulline was in the watermelon rind. “Watermelon has more citrulline in the edible part than previously believed,” he says.

How could watermelon be a natural Viagra? The amino acid citrulline is converted into the amino acid arginine, Patil says. “This is a precursor for nitric oxide, and the nitric oxide will help in blood vessel dilation.”

Hmmm… Om nom nom nom… juicy red dericiousness…

WaterMeLon: so NOT square!!!

He does know that a typical 4-ounce serving of watermelon (about 10 watermelon balls) has about 150 milligrams of citrulline. But he can’t say how much citrulline is needed to have Viagra-like effects.

He’s hopeful that someone will pick up on his research and study the fruit’s effect on penile erections.

Yes.  As do we all.  CURIOSITY KILLS…low su-tamina.

dunno if these count.  probably don’t.  buh…

::bobblebot shuts off for the weekend::


1 Comment »

  1. MMM Watermelon. I’d eat it even if it made me go limp!

    Comment by disciplepete — July 5, 2008 @ 12:28 pm | Reply

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