Through The Static

May 15, 2008

BobbLeHeadedBoB in Process of Self Destruction — reports Through the Static

Filed under: Uncategorized,World News — bobbleheadedbob @ 4:53 pm

Reuters, FoX, MurDah MurDOCH, and all the other IMPORTANT NEWS SOURCES report on the Status that is BobbleBot.

CRAZY

With a handful of hours until the midnight hour, what, say you, is this bobblebot doing at the moment? Aside from puttering, puttering, puttering around the house and muttering, muttering, muttering the in key of babblebot, it is in the process of self destructicating. Let this be its suicide note unto the world!

Dear World,

BobbleBot is experiencing MALFUNCTION. MALFUNCTION. MALFUNCTION.

It has been programmed to deliver reams and reams of brilliance — DOES NOT COMPUTE, DOES NOT COMPUTE.

Instead of typing away on Microsoft Word, it is clicking on every random blogganating link known to peoplekind and stuffing its face with various hydrogenated fats and processed sugars. It wishes to do something productive, to finish this confounded paper, to REPORT on ACTUAL NEWS — not that this shouldn’t constitute as news unto the world, but DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. SELF DESTRUCTICATING SEQUENCE TO COMMENCE 300 WORDS FROM NOW.

Swiss Miss Rich Chocolate Hot Chocolate Mix + 1 TBS of cocoa + 2 TBS H20 + 35 seconds in the microwave = 45 Seconds of Bliss, Swiss Miss! Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Commence stuffing face with soy nuts, Fruity Pebbles Powder residing at bottom of cereal box, chocolate malted milk powder — CIRCUITRY OVERLOAD.

Goodbye, Cruel World!

DELETE. DELETE. DELETE.

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1 Comment »

  1. Dammit! I was about to post this.

    Comment by disciplepete — May 15, 2008 @ 6:59 pm | Reply


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